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VOLTAIRE CDS

 

Please purchase these fine CDs from CDbaby.com

http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Voltaire1

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/aureliovoltaire

You can also get them as digital downloads at iTunes if you prefer:

http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/voltaire/id2066186

http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/riding-a-black-unicorn.../id466669358

ADDITIONAL VOLTAIRE CDs - From Projekt Records

 

Classic Voltaire CDs including The Devil's Bris, Almost Human, Boo Hoo, Then And Again and Ooky Spooky can be found at these locations on the internet:

CDbaby.com: http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Voltaire

Projekt website: http://www.projekt.com/projekt/artist.asp?id=1015

Or on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/voltaire/id2066186

VOLTAIRE'S "VORUTANIAN KEY BLADE" PENDANT BY ALCHEMY GOTHIC - As seen on AdventureQuest Worlds!

THIS ITEM IS BACK IN STOCK!!!!!

Designed by Voltaire and crafted by Alchemy Gothic, this stunning key pendant has been spotted around Voltaire's neck for a few years. He wears it on the cover of his country album, "Hate Lives in a Small Town", it is mentioned in the song, "This Sea" on his album "To the Bottom of the Sea" and most recently, it appeared as a mighty weapon of great strength in the on-line role playing game AdventureQuest Words (though much bigger of course!).

And now, you can own one of your very own!  Please choose a price below based on whether you need it shipped within the United States or abroad. 

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COMMANDER OF UNICORNS MEDAL - By Alchemy Gothic

To celebrate The Black Unicorn Cabaret Tour of 2011, Voltaire and Alchemy Gothic have joined forces again to bring you the Commander of Unicorns Medal. Designed by Voltaire and expertly crafted by Alchemy Gothic, this unique medal adds just the right touch of magical aristocracy to any lapel or corset. Elegantly designed to compliment the Vorutanian Key Pendant. Whether you are a lord or lady, award yourself this medal and go out there and command those unicorns!

$20 if shipping within the US. $25 if shipping outside of the US. Select below.

 

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RIDING A BLACK UNICORN POSTER BY DAARKEN

The cover of the "Riding a Black Unicorn..." CD comes to life in this amazing poster, painted by renowned fantasy artist, Daarken. Known for his work on Magic the Gathering, World of Warcraft and Warhammer, Daarken's painting majestically illustrates the title of the album depicting Voltaire riding a black unicorn down the side of an erupting volcano while drinking from a chalice filled with the laughter of small children! These massive 22 by 17 inch posters are full color and printed on cardstock! They are extremely durable and ready for framing. Shipped in a sturdy cardboard tube.

$20 (shipping in the US) and $25 (shipping outside of the US). 

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DEADY and CHI-CHIAN 2012 CALENDARS - By CafePress.com

There's no better way to keep track of the days than with your favorite Voltaire characters all year long!

DEADY CALENDAR

The world of Deady comes alive in his first ever calendar! Each month features a different scene of Deady's exploits on the popular on-line game AQ Worlds as well as a lyric from a Voltaire song.  $20 at Cafepress.com   Get one here: CAFEPRESS.COM

 

CHI-CHIAN CALENDAR

The year 2012 is upon us, but we can pretend it's the 31st century with this Chi-chian calendar. Features 12 images and quotes from the Chi-chian Flash animated series.  $20 at Cafepress.com.  Get one here: CAFEPRESS.COM

DEADY "NOT BOOTLEG" VINLY FIGURE - "This NOT Bootleg. We no make!"

At long last, after so many thousands of Deady bootlegs have spilled out of factories in China, there is finally a DEADY toy that is NOT a bootleg! And you can tell because it says, "THIS NOT BOOTLEG" right across DEADY'S back! And the label reaffirms the sentiment with the words "This NOT Bootleg. We No Make. Danger for the Choking!" …so you KNOW this is the real thing and not some crumby fake! Get yours now. Hang it from your backpack, space ship or coffin!

Stands around 3" tall, has 5 points of articulation and comes with a zipper clip.

Only $6.66 plus $1.11 shipping in the US. Total: ($7.77) / $6.66 plus $3.33 if shipping outside of the US. Total: ($9.99). 

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URKOR MALRAVENUS 5" MINI-QEE BY TOY2R - Comes with code to unlock digital pets in AdventureQuest Worlds!

There is no better companion than Voltaire’s own extraterrestrial monster teddy bear, Deady. However, Deady’s true form and name… Urkor Malravenenus was revealed during an AQW Friday the 13th special online event. This terrifying collectible 5″ Mini Qee unleashes Deady’s true nature – a cute little teddy bear that has become possessed by the greatest evil this galaxy of ours has to offer:Urkor Malravenus from planet Necronus, who, stranded on Earth in the disguise of this cute little teddy, decides to wreak havoc on mankind.

Only 500 Urkor Malravenus Mini Qees have been crafted worldwide and are available exclusively through AQW’s online store HeroMart (www.heromart.com) NOW SOLD OUT or directly from the artist himself, here at Voltaire.net!  

Each Urkor Mini Qee includes a special code that will unlock a shop with 2 exclusive AQWorlds pets: the Necrosian Walker and the Necrosian Skullbat. There are two versions of each pet (normal pet, and also a member-only Battle Pet version which is Necromancer compatible)

Made from 50% Vinyl and 50% Evil, he is looking for a hideout here on Earth. Want a roomate?

Nov/Dec 2011 Special: EVERY URKOR FIGURE COMES WITH A FREE DEADY "NOT BOOTLEG" TOY!!!

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DEADY: BIG IN JAPAN 5" MINI-QEE BY TOY2R - Comes with a code to unlock a digital Deady pet at AQ.com!

Sorry, This item is presently SOLD OUT!

 

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 The Deady "Big in Japan" Mini-Qee is out and it includes a very special treat. Like it's predecessor, the AdventurQuest Deady 8" Qee by Toy2R, this figure comes with a code to unlock a digital Deady pet in the online game, AdventureQuest Worlds! To be specific, the code, unlocks a "samurai Deady" pet complete with Japanese bandana and katana.  

The Samurai Deady Digital Pet from AQ Worlds

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The Deady: Big in Japan 5" mini-Qee comes in three versions. One with a grimacing mouth ("Karate Kiai" version), one with a smirk (Samurai Smirk) and one sticking out his tongue (Ronin Raspberry).  A combined total of 1,000 of these toys were made and will never be made again, making it another must-have, limited edition Deady vinyl toy!

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