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A hilariously kinky coffee table book that will make you shoot Klingon raktajino out of your nose!

Extraterrestrials came to our world! They read a book called FIFTY SHADES OF GREY and became inspired ( or is that confused? You decide)! They came to the conclusion that the best way to understand the human race was to try all fifty shady shenanigans themselves! The result is a book filled with hilariously sexy, sci-fi kink! No fetish, perversion or paraphilia is spared as these Greys try out flogging, pegging, scatology, necrophilia, threesomes, orgies, water sports and just about every other subversive sexual act you can think of! And just to sweeten the pot, each hysterical image features a caption that parodies a slogan or catchphrase from one of your favorite sci-fi shows!

 

Please contribute to the IndieGogo campaign to make this wonderfully twisted book a reality!

Click here to visit the campaign: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/fifty-shades-of-greys/x/67837

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Oct31

Aurelio Voltaire at the Logan Mansion in Shreveport, LA

The Logan Mansion presents: Labrinth!, 725 Austen Place, Shreveport

Explore and experience our gothic-inspired nooks and crannies inside and outside at the historic 1897 Logan Mansion. In the spirit of Halloween under a blue moon, the mansion will have the vibe of a Goblin-Esque labyrinth of exploratory spaces. This adults-only Halloween event will feature one of the most popular global gothic musical talents, Aurelio Voltaire, along with New York performance artists The Long Losts. in addition to local fav, an energetic DJ to carry us through the night. Great food, costume contests, tarot card readings by the Mambo of North Louisiana, Mama B, special bar elixirs, and more. General Admission - $75 Per Person Includes: Two bar coupons and Food* Tarot Card Reading from "Mama B" VIP Tickets - $125 Per Person Pre-event Meet and Greet with Voltaire Custom PPE mask and gloves designed by Voltaire Open Bar VIP Section Seating during Artist Performances Tarot Card Reading from "Mama B" On The Performance Stage: The Long Losts https:///www,thelonglosts.com Aurelio Voltaire (www.voltaire.net) King & Queen of the Goblins Costume Contest and Crowning (cash prize) Best Costume Contest (cash prize) Underground Cavern Tavern "Mama B" Tarot Card Reading Dent Main Tent Lair Canapes from Cariere Catering Evening Options: (priced separately from Labyrinth event) Oakland Cemetery Zombie Walking Tour - TBA Costumes Required Disclaimer: By purchasing a ticket to this event, you automatically give permission to the Logan Mansion to use any imagery or photography for promotional materials. No refund on tickets No rain dates COVID-19 Phase 3 social distancing rules will be maintained for outdoor settings

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Oct31

Aurelio Voltaire at the Logan Mansion in Shreveport, LA

The Logan Mansion presents: Labrinth!, 725 Austen Place, Shreveport

Explore and experience our gothic-inspired nooks and crannies inside and outside at the historic 1897 Logan Mansion. In the spirit of Halloween under a blue moon, the mansion will have the vibe of a Goblin-Esque labyrinth of exploratory spaces. This adults-only Halloween event will feature one of the most popular global gothic musical talents, Aurelio Voltaire, along with New York performance artists The Long Losts. in addition to local fav, an energetic DJ to carry us through the night. Great food, costume contests, tarot card readings by the Mambo of North Louisiana, Mama B, special bar elixirs, and more. General Admission - $75 Per Person Includes: Two bar coupons and Food* Tarot Card Reading from "Mama B" VIP Tickets - $125 Per Person Pre-event Meet and Greet with Voltaire Custom PPE mask and gloves designed by Voltaire Open Bar VIP Section Seating during Artist Performances Tarot Card Reading from "Mama B" On The Performance Stage: The Long Losts https:///www,thelonglosts.com Aurelio Voltaire (www.voltaire.net) King & Queen of the Goblins Costume Contest and Crowning (cash prize) Best Costume Contest (cash prize) Underground Cavern Tavern "Mama B" Tarot Card Reading Dent Main Tent Lair Canapes from Cariere Catering Evening Options: (priced separately from Labyrinth event) Oakland Cemetery Zombie Walking Tour - TBA Costumes Required Disclaimer: By purchasing a ticket to this event, you automatically give permission to the Logan Mansion to use any imagery or photography for promotional materials. No refund on tickets No rain dates COVID-19 Phase 3 social distancing rules will be maintained for outdoor settings