BiTrektual Pre-orders NOW OPEN!

BITREKTUAL PRE-ORDERS ARE NOW CLOSED!!!
THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR PRE-ORDERS, YOU MADE THIS ALBUM POSSIBLE!
THEY ARE BEING PACKED RIGHT NOW AND YOU'LL HAVE YOURS VERY SOON!

 

BiTrektual Pre-orders are NOW OPEN! Scroll down to find the one that's right for you! Thank you in advance for your pre-order, they make all of the difference in the world in being able to make the album!

 

 

 

A Ripple in the Force - Donation of any amount $1 and up.

 Like the Force you are invisible but powerful. You give selflessly with no expectation of a reward.

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Subspace Trader - $5 

Like Watto and Cyrano Jones, you know a good deal when you see one. You want the goods but 

how many Galactic credits or bars of Gold Pressed Latinum it's going to cost you is of great concern. 

For $5, you will receive a digital download of the full album.

 

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Ensign Padawan - $20

You are honorable, intelligent and nobel. You believe in order and beauty and doing the right thing. 

For $20, a physical CD of BiTrektual will be mailed directly to your doorstep (anywhere on Earth).

 

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Jedi Starship Captain - $40

Let's not pull punches here, you are part Captain Kirk and part Obiwan Kenobi (unless of course you are evil in which case you are part Darth Vader and part Kahn!).  You demand the very, very best!

For $40 you will receive a SIGNED AND PERSONALIZED physical CD of BiTrektual as well as a two-sided color poster featuring the amazing CD cover art by Shamine King (Obiwan and Sulu on the front and Darth Talon and Vulcan on the back). Shipped anywhere in the alpha quadrant at no extra cost.

 

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Grand Moff Admiral - $400 (only 5 available) SOLD OUT!

Thanks for your support guys!

Oh yeah, that price is steep, but then you are a very, very powerful person with connections, legions and minions of great numbers.  By choosing this pre-order you are directly sponsoring the pressing costs of the album, but then, you've always pulled the strings behind the major events of this galaxy.  

What you will receive: 

1) A drawing of you in Star Trek or Star Wars dress (you pick the character you wish to be drawn as) in the inside art of the CD package depicting members of the band and YOU!

2) A credit and thank you in the credits as an official CD pressing sponsor

3) 10 signed copies of the album to give to your friends, enemies and minions

 

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Beam Me Up, Scottie! - $2,000

Queen Amidala, The Emperor, The Borg Queen and Q have nothing on you! You can command a royal performance at will! And if you should choose this pre-order, I will get myself to your home (in the USA- all travel and accommodations included in the price/ to be scheduled within the next 12 months) and perform a full acoustic set for you and as many friends as you can fit into your house, bar or docking bay! I have never offered house parties before, so be amongst the first to get your friends together and enjoy a performance more intimate than you'll find in any Cantina.

 

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Comments

JK September 09, 2012 @07:23 pm
Oh my gosh. If I had the money spare for the $2000 option I would so be on it - also if I was in the states that'd help. Had to settle for being a Jedi Starship Captain for the time being.
Victoria August 17, 2012 @11:20 am
Voltaire: when would you be available to come and play on the island of Molokai? Do you have any dates available near Halloween? My family and I are huge fans.
AXL July 31, 2012 @02:25 am
Voltaire is freaking cool!!!!!!
Steffanie July 30, 2012 @11:50 am
So who wants to start planning some house parties..!? Ahaha.
Voltaire July 30, 2012 @11:43 am
Amy, it won't be in stores if that's what you mean so if you don't get it from here, you'll need to get it from CDbaby.com or Amazon later on. V
Amy Brownlee July 30, 2012 @08:31 am
Quick question - is the album being released worldwide when it does come out (as in will I be able to get it in Australia) or must I only order it from here?
spellfire (or the devil of whitby) lol July 27, 2012 @01:37 pm
will have to wait till your next return to whitby goth weekend as not got a spare $3000 and am not in the us dam it
Matthew July 26, 2012 @04:01 pm
If only I didn't break my hand I could afford the 3,000 Grr!
Yuumi July 26, 2012 @12:36 pm
I would love it if I had $3, 000...and if I was in the States! Darn it =ω=
Bonnie July 26, 2012 @11:51 am
Oh if only I had 3000 dollars and wasn't moving!!!! To only have you in my house!!!!!!
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