For better or worse, I find myself answering a lot of questions on-line and through emails...mostly professional advice.  And I often get the same questions over and over again.  It seems to me it would be far more efficient, if these questions were asked in a public forum so that the answers could possibly help others.  So.... I'm starting a weekly "ASK VOLTAIRE" column right here. If you have a question about something I've done or about pretty much anything you feel I may be able to help with, ask it here. I will do my best to answer as many as I can. It may be one a week, or it may be more. The lines are now open so FIRE AWAY!



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Syed July 27, 2017 @03:08 am
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Voltaire October 21, 2015 @01:42 pm
Kyberdude: The figures in my video are not Disney Vinylmation figures... they are figures I designed myself. You can see them all here: Cheers! Voltaire
Kyberdude October 19, 2015 @07:51 pm
I noticed you have a lot of figurines in the background of your videos. Are those the Disney vinylmation figures? If not, what are they and where did you get them?
Pedrakhan August 11, 2015 @03:54 pm
Voltaire, how many IQ points you have?
Le Pancake August 05, 2015 @05:42 pm
I already see that I'm not the only one that wants you to come to Brazil so please!!! We want you!
Chachi March 25, 2015 @09:05 pm
Hi again. Im a young musician in high school and, sadly to say, I dont take school very serious. I like to learn but, a regular school like mine just doesnt seem to cut it. So, I would like ask for some advice and.. honestly some motivation would be really cool. Oh, and... because Im an amateur at this whole music thing, Im not confident enough to sing in front of people spontaneously and, in all honesty, I think its a lack of confidence. sooooo... yeah.. another advice thing. Thank-You!!!
Pedrakhan March 24, 2015 @01:40 pm
Voltaire can you come to Czech republic, please? P.S. Sorry for my bad english
Bella February 18, 2015 @02:33 pm
Would you ever consider doing a collab with Emilie Autumn? I know it's been asked before, but...
I like camels; camels are sexy October 13, 2014 @10:27 pm
This is kind of a convoluted question, but i'm curious about a possible hidden joke in "Hell in a Handbasket". In the line "I'm gonna be there in that number/that's 666, the number of the beast", the notes sound similar to the line "Lord, I want to be in that great number" from "O, When the Saints". I've never looked up the sheet music for "Hell in a Handbasket", so if it's not similar at all i'm sorry. Anyway, "O When the Saints" is a very popular piece to play on harmonica, and, when written in tabs, "that number" is written as "666". Was this an intentional reference, or am i just digging too deep?
Donald March 23, 2014 @03:38 pm
Voltaire, is it true that you're bisexual?
Amber December 08, 2013 @04:28 am
I really think you are amazing and inspiring in so many ways! I have always wanted to see you in concert, I became a fan when I was introduced to your music by a friend in Charlottesville, VA back in 2002 but now I live in Oklahoma. So my question is: Will you be coming to Oklahoma City or Tulsa anytime soon or ever? I did notice that you are going to be in Portland. Portland is my future hometown, in about two years. I will be visiting there this upcoming summer to learn the area...unfortunately I cannot be there when you are. So another question I would love to ask is will you be going back sometime in the near future, beyond January 2014, I mean? If so, when?
charles October 23, 2013 @12:15 pm
finally are you atheist
SkullyDot September 29, 2013 @10:44 pm
This isn't an actual question. I've gone thought the list of questions about three times and mine from sometime in May or September isn't here...or maybe I just have horrible eyesight... -_-' Just curious why I don't see it.
Raul July 31, 2013 @02:59 am
Geez, now I don't Geez, now I don't know which version of the song is btteer . I totally love how Voltaire kicks at covers, all covers I've heard from him are pure awesomeness . I dunno how he does it, covers are always just so fake and bad even from good artists .
Santiago Valdez May 09, 2013 @06:36 pm
I saw a brony PMV with your song Death Death Death Death (Devil Devil, Evil Evil, Songs), I saw that Voltaire commented on it and stated a compliment about it. So that got me wondering, are you a brony? Or at least a fan of the show?
Velvet Room October 18, 2012 @04:25 pm
Hey, Voltaire! I'm another one of the people asking about "The Chosen". I'm really curious about what it's meaning is, and I'd really appreciate it if you could explain it in one of your next Ask Voltaire YouTube videos. Thanks!
Arastoth October 10, 2012 @02:56 pm
I am a goth. how do i get my family and friends to except that.
Heather Gore September 27, 2012 @07:45 pm
would you ever make psychobilly/rockabilly music or work with bands like that (Dead Dick Hammer)? OH, we saw you at Horrorhound Weekend (Indianapolis) you were amazing
Marissa September 23, 2012 @11:47 pm
I really appreciate your music. There's a lot I can relate to, emotionally, in your music. And, if and when I have children, I'm going to lul them to sleep with Goodnight Demonslayer. It's one of my favorite songs, right beside Snakes and They Know Me. My question is: Will you have any up-comming tours?
RawrzT3T September 20, 2012 @03:51 am
Voltaire if you were a Furry what would your fursona be oh and if you had the power of 1000 suns what would you do with it ?.? by the way that is a epic hand your co-host has!!!
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ashley redman August 02, 2012 @09:22 pm
hello good sir voltaire, i was wondering if you will ever sell pocket goths again, because I've always wanted the one that looks like you. thank you!
GORILLAZLOV July 14, 2012 @06:32 pm
what give gives you your inspieration for what you do (-_-)
Fernanda July 11, 2012 @06:29 pm
Dear Voltaire, I'm brazilian and my question is: when will you come to Brazil?? Pleease, I really want to go to your show. I love your songs!
gorillaz-lov June 24, 2012 @09:24 pm
what gives you your inspieration?
ArsenicPopsicle May 29, 2012 @12:03 am
Will you be coming around Massachusetts anytime soon? I've been in love with your music for years and I haven't been able to see you perform live yet. :(
Ironheade May 28, 2012 @01:36 pm
Voltaire have ever heard of a horror host from Chicago by the name of Svengoolie? Also please come to Chicago around August for Flashback Weekend its a horror convention.
some random dude May 25, 2012 @11:31 am
have you ever considered working with machinae supremachy?
redadeptrouge May 23, 2012 @12:44 am
Yo Voltaire what, is, up? So I've been wondering...what got you inspired to make Deady and how did you come up with him? I am using my Youtube account name and was also wondering if you could send me a Voltaire calendar with images of your album covers for the different months. My address is 709 Evans Street Milton-Freewater OR, 97862 (P.S. do not say this address on your Ask Voltaire Vlog so people can here. Keep this address to your self.).
RKKGamer12 May 20, 2012 @02:27 pm
Will you ever star on the simpsons When will you Come to Ireland?
Walerian May 01, 2012 @07:27 am
Hello Voltaire! I would ask you if you would come to poland someday?
Leo The Strange April 27, 2012 @11:25 am
Voltaire do you have any tattoo's ? if not, what would you get ?
klondike_eater April 15, 2012 @08:12 pm
i know this july is another friday the 13th event in aqw might i suggest a song you could make called dark remembrance
ZombieBunnys April 14, 2012 @08:47 am
Hi we where wondering if you have a fan club....Uhhhh...Thats it....Byez
Ian March 13, 2012 @04:05 pm
When you put TBA on what does that mean?
Ian March 13, 2012 @12:43 am
Hi Voltaire. Are there albums/dvds (or blu-rays, due to modern technology) of you performing live? If so Which songs?
Darth Dysidia March 12, 2012 @10:58 pm
Where can I send fan art to you? I recently made a rendition of "Headless Waltz" and I wouldn't really like to show it to you somehow. It took a long time and is still in progress, but I would love to show you my work.
Shariaa February 26, 2012 @04:42 pm
Fellow Trekkie does offworlds ship to England?? I really need one of your t shirts! Also how long would it take? I kind of need one by may 5th :D x
necrocreep January 21, 2012 @11:10 pm
What do you think of Alice Cooper? And what's with Orville? How did he leave he can't even move?
TheGothicHippy January 11, 2012 @11:39 pm
Dear Voltaire,I am an internet music and movie reviewer.And I'm a large fan of your music for a very long time,And I was wondering if I have your okay to review your album to encourage people to check out your music?
Natalie Lin January 09, 2012 @09:17 pm
what advice would you give to an aspiring artist whose focus is illustration/graphic novels? also wanted to say that i admire that you don't limit yourself to one thing, which is EXACTLY what i want to do. you provide me with a lot of inspiration! ~Natbat
necrocreep December 31, 2011 @01:56 am
do u still have the brain slice you got on oddities
necrocreep December 31, 2011 @01:26 am
Hey Voltaire I was wondering if you ever considered making a cameo appearance in a horror movie
Ravyn December 29, 2011 @04:03 pm
If this question has already been asked, feel free to ignore it: I was talking with Hilde Pederson about your song The Chosen, and we both came up with the question -- does the song have anything to do with the infamous Ed Gein? Many of the lyrics seem to hint that it may be, but I've never seen an official statement that it is or is not. One example: "Then the lampshade smiled at me" = Ed Gein made a lampshade out of a human face.
DemonFox :P December 29, 2011 @03:24 pm
When are you going to start uploading your drawings onto Or are you just gonna not bother?
NuclearGears December 29, 2011 @01:41 pm
Are you secretly a super villain? I'm pretty convinced that you are.
Annette November 30, 2011 @05:44 am
No offense, but i suggest adding a facebook like button for the blog!
Faith October 27, 2011 @02:53 pm
I was just wondering, what are your beliefs? Do you have a religion of any kind?
Patryk September 26, 2011 @03:35 pm
Dear Voltaire ... I say straight away with badly written English. So sorry for the mistakes. Do you produce more key pendants? Nowhere can I find it. How much would it cost for shipping by sea to Europe? Into Polish.
Kizeal September 21, 2011 @10:19 pm
Hey Voltaire have you ever considerd doing a live stream with people. maybe show off some of your drawing skills or even animating skills btw do you make your own models (im reposting the same one to fix up my grammar sorry about that)
Kizeal September 21, 2011 @10:17 pm
Hey Voltaire have ever considerd doing a live stream with people i maybe show off some of your drawing skills or even animating skills btw do you make your own models
Lauren Moses September 18, 2011 @03:09 pm
I'm yet to decide which Deady Bear I want as my first one but then I realised what I'd really like is a big Deady Bear plushie! Any chance of Deady Bear plushies making an appearance? If you haven't considered it before, please please do. Thank you!
mark September 05, 2011 @02:54 pm
you can come to Denmark and play then I'll be the first to buy tickets for me my fammilie and my girlfriend we both love your music and if you come to Denmark would all be happy know a whole lot there likes you here so if it you will then slice helat like again and even if you do not want then I can certainly say that you do not hope to see you perform one day. ps mum and dad coming soon to england if you know whether you can buy one of your albums that you must also love to write thank you in advance and hope to hear from you your biggest fan Mark Hedegaard Thomsen at 15 years
Sara August 29, 2011 @05:26 pm
will you ever come to portugal? you have many fans here that would love to see you singing... please think about it...
TheTekromancer August 29, 2011 @04:05 am
Hi. I've been curious for a while if Almost Human was a concept album from the perspective of the Devil. It's by far my favorite and that's just what I get from most of it. Was that an intent when you made it or am I just taking it wrong?
anakie August 21, 2011 @10:08 pm
hay i got a email a week ago with a phone number on it it was from your email i cant call over seas but whos is it last 2 numbers in it a 94
Lauren Moses August 19, 2011 @06:56 am
There's an Australian piano player/singer over here in England named Tim Minchin. He's a comedy song writer and a brilliant pianist. His songs can be everything from jokey to relatively dark. Have you ever heard of him? If not, I recommend listening to a couple of his songs. Would you ever consider writing a song with him?
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Mr. Typhoonigator August 10, 2011 @03:01 am
how do you get youre hair to be so awesome? like what brand of product do you use and stuff?
Amaranth August 04, 2011 @04:39 pm
Have you ever heard of Tom Waits? he does some dark melencholy music and some happier tunes with a dark meaning
Taira July 28, 2011 @11:53 pm
Hey there, seems like I forgot to post here as well. Last place though haha don't worry. I know this has probably been asked before, but still. I'd really appreciate it if you could tell me what would it take exactly to remotely do serious work with/for you? I mean, if possible music or video-wise. And to note, important - I'd do it for free. Strange and rare, but actually I've done that twice with other people in similar business - works out eventually but I always ask individually since, you know, it's a matter of individual views and preferences. Apologies for my impudence but I can't help it.. (work on those demo-like vids and scripts I wrote to you about is slow you know =D) Thanks in advance for your answer. AND, if I'm bugging you, say it, I'll slow down =3
casoer July 20, 2011 @08:16 pm
what would the best meal be for a dinner after you're mind. (i did ask artix, first i met him if he did like milk. so yes i am a bit crazy)
Ola July 18, 2011 @03:56 am
Have you noticed that on the cover of every album where you can see your body (except for on Ooky Spooky), your body is turned to the right?
The Lord of Cheese July 13, 2011 @11:11 am
How much do you think that $5 bill you defaced is worth? Will you forget to give me change again if you play another show in Pittsburgh?
Yunes alil July 12, 2011 @06:24 am
Is there a way we can get that awesome hat of yours?
Trent Price July 11, 2011 @08:56 am
lol its all good mate thanks for the answer sorry i was getting a bit pushy there. one a week is a good speed and the detail is much loved. any way new ablum hmmm nice this i look forward to. once again sorry about the pushyness wasnt my place to do so. you are a busy man and i love the fact you love fans. also wondering if u have any tips for animators trying to get into the field and students who are just finishing there course what direction would you recomend? Thanks long fan Trent
Yzarro July 08, 2011 @04:39 pm
Is there a reason albums such as "Banned On Vulcan" and "Live!" aren't on your music page? Also, how soon after "Black Unicorn" can we expect to see you put it up on the aforementioned page?
LuckyBlackCat13 July 07, 2011 @10:13 am
Yeah...i already know that i already asked you a lot of questions before...But I want to get your opinion on something. I imagine that as an artist, maybe friends or people from your school asked you to draw random crap for them....So my problem is basically that. I have a semi-friend who wants me to draw a portrait of her...But I don't want to. If this ever happened to you, what did you do? I mean, if it had been anyone else, I would've simply said "No" but since she's sort of a friend, then I'm not very sure how to respond without seeming mean. =\ In the meantime, I'll act like I forgot...o.o
Name June 26, 2011 @10:30 pm
OK. TWO PART QUESTION. When are you going to finish the sh*t my d*ck song, and do you have an abnormal amount of toes?
Ola June 18, 2011 @08:39 am
When and why did you became a goth guy?
A.V.H. June 14, 2011 @11:57 am
Do you know when you'll be passing through Palm Desert on your next tour? I would love to see you perform out here.
Oni June 13, 2011 @03:02 pm
Are there any questions you won't answer? I don't want to ask a question that will offend you or annoy you.
Camila V. June 13, 2011 @11:02 am
Oi,eu sou uma garota brasileira e...bem,você tem muitos fãs aqui,e nós adoraríamos se você viesse visitar nosso país pelo menos uma vez. Tem alguma chance de você vir para o Brasil? ´-´ ( Hi,I am a brazilian girl and..well, you have many fans here,and we'd love if you come to visit our country at least one time. So...There's any chance to you come to Brazil? ´-´ )
Ben Crawford June 12, 2011 @02:02 am
Ah, the man himself. If you hadn't come to chew that guy out I would've. I haven't devised a question worth asking yet, plus I'd much rather see Riding a Black Unicorn out then have some silly question answered. Keep up the great word my liege.
VOLTAIRE June 11, 2011 @08:08 pm
Trent Price: I HAVE been answering the questions. But you can't expect I will answer then all at once. Because I tend to give very detailed answers and because I am in the middle of recording an album, finishing a film, touring, designing toys, etc.... I can do about one a week. Sorry if that's too slow for you but the fact is that if I spent all of my time answering the questions, if it became my top priority, then I would stop making music, movies, toys, etc.. and then ironically, no one would want to ask me questions! lol! I'm just one guy and I'm doing the best I can. Voltaire
Trent Price June 11, 2011 @10:08 am
yo big question here when are you going to answer the questions. i know your busy and all but if your not gonna answer the questions then there is no point in haveing a ask questions site. sorry bout this but its been over a month that we have been waiting for answers on things
Adam June 10, 2011 @11:51 am
Can we have a picture of you as a child? =D
Kristi amundson June 10, 2011 @07:05 am
Hello Voltaire ! I realize you're getting flooded with questions. I've been trig to follow your blog as in hoping not to repeat this question but here it goes! I was at you're show last October at the horror film festival in sacremto, and I got to h chat with you for a bit and I mentioned my fanmade trailers for some of your songs. So my question is: will you ever add a "fan art" page to your website? I know you're EXTREMELY busy and my hat is off to you good sir ! But I think it would be cool to see some of the fan art people always post on your page that's simply dedicated to all about you! With maybe their names and a comments section to get other peoples opinions. I have a few videos on my YouTube page that I'd love other Fellow Voltaire lovers to see (: since the videos are fanmade and dedicate to your songs. Thanks for taking time to read this! Kristi amundson
Q June 10, 2011 @05:27 am
What kind of process, if any, do you go through when writing a song?
Lucky Black Cat June 08, 2011 @09:40 pm
I have a lot of questions, actually...How do you find time to do all these things that you do? Do you have advice for someone who's attention span is very flaky? ((I can't tell you how many times I've begun an art piece and not finished it.)) And was New Jersey really that horrible to you? What religion did your family reinforce while you were growing up? Who would you say inspires your work? ((Of course, I don't expect you to choose just one person. :] )) And would you ever consider collaborating with Emilie Autumn? ((I saw a comment above, and I agree that you guys probably would make an interesting song together...)) Anyways. Hopefully you'll get this comment. Even more Hopefully, you'll get around to answering my various questions. :] With the love that only a fan could bear, LBC
thelongbreakdown June 03, 2011 @08:36 pm
Have you ever thought about putting out DVD of your live performance?
Jeremy May 31, 2011 @07:33 pm
How did you learn to play acoustic guitar? Did you teach yourself or do you have a mentor?
Erik May 30, 2011 @02:20 pm
Alright, this has bugged me since i first heard the song Ex lovers lover. Starting with the first chorus there seems to be a second voice with yours. Its kind of a deeper whisper in the background and is in all the choruses except the last. Was this a second vocal track? Just an echo? A second singer? Just a cool effect u felt like adding during editing? Did the devil himself sit in on that recording and felt like helping out?
anakie May 29, 2011 @07:43 pm
ages ago i got told you were dead i cried for a month i went toataly E.M.O (i have to spell it that way other wise this site would be blocked) why would you make me belive that? srsly it got me realy upset
BlackRose May 29, 2011 @06:54 am
Have you ever thought about selling your Goth Monkey shirt through Offworld Designs? I know Hot Topic refused to carry it, but I would think that Offworld would be cool with it.
Brenda May 28, 2011 @10:39 pm
Just watched the Obscura and Oddies episode. Did you really pay $450 for the slice of brain? Don't get me wrong, its really cool but overpriced!
Joshua Graves May 28, 2011 @02:11 am
Voltaire I've been having social problems, mostly with someone who is, how should I say, abusive towards someone I love. A girl. What do I do? Beat the crap out of him and be sent to jail or let her suffer? The girl whom I love.
Sophia May 28, 2011 @01:55 am
I have a couple questions, one silly and one serious. The serious one: Have you ever done shows on college campuses, or do you forsee doing any in the future? And the silly one: Will you make an instructional video showing how to give a footrub?
Lorianna May 27, 2011 @08:22 pm
Hello there!! I first of all want you to know that you have really saved me with your music. You made me smile when I was in a terrible situation, Thank you so much. And for my question: What was it like for you living in New Jersey? Was it really as bad as your song "Bomb New Jersey" said?
anakie May 24, 2011 @03:27 am
um theres a im at camp with some of my freinds there singing about CAKE how do i shut them up with out me waking up with a toad on my head HELP!!!!
Lena May 23, 2011 @04:40 pm
Emm... First of all I'd like to say THANK YOU for your magic songs =) And now: 1. Did enybody ever said you that your songs saved his(her) life? What would be your reaction if somebody said it? 2. Why are your songs so cheerful through they have... emm...mystical (even demonic xD) lyrics? XD
Katharine May 20, 2011 @10:47 pm
Where will you be posting your answers? Because, frankly, I am quite curious as to your answer to some of these....
Dallas-T May 20, 2011 @12:51 pm
Voltaire, You are a very brave man for opening this can of worms. Thank you for showing a human side behind the celebrity. I have a short list of questions. What, if any, is your guitar’s name? Are you self taught or did you take lessons? What size vest do you wear? What was the last book you read? Would you ever consider a joint project with Neil Gaiman and Brom? Thank you for taking the time to answer these questions. In All Truth, T
Blynx May 19, 2011 @02:48 pm
As someone who happened to have started listening to your music near the beginning and whose way of thinking and style mirrored that of what you speak of, and has sat and analyzed every song, due to my own personal cynical sense of reasoning, I have to ponder just two single questions: One, out of all the songs you've written and preformed, if you had to chose one, just one, as the stand out explanation of who you are, which song would you pick? Not which song the fans represent or crave the most, but which one you stand by the most. Secondly, I've read through a few of yuor books (actually had you sign the inside of Paint It Black back in Chicago last December), and through what you've written I wanted to write a book based upon my own life and adventures of being the last Goth in the town I live in, would you recommend even attempting the idea, or should I save my scribblings for my own personal memoirs. Take care.
randi May 19, 2011 @01:12 pm
What is the most financially beneficial way (for you) to purchase your music? Mp3 or cd? I guessed mp3 but you never know nowadays. Also have you ever planned or thought about doing a duo or project with Emilie Autumn? I would think you would be very complimentary to each other and I would definitely buy it.
Ola May 19, 2011 @09:21 am
Hey, its me again. My classmates have heard 2 of your songs and think your stupid( I DON'T!). When I talk about you, they mock(Is that how its pronounced?) me! I've been bullied because of my size( Im pretty short), but to bully me because I love your music is to go TOO FAR! What should I do? Im asking you because of your experiences in New Jersey. Do you have any advices?
Trent Price May 19, 2011 @08:31 am
hey Voltaire i want start this saying im a long time fan of your stop motion and music, because of this i now study animation at south bank tafe qld australia. any way i wonder what advice you could give a starting/starving animator. Was also wondering what advise you give students who are about to enter the animation world as i will then pass then on to my class this would mean a lot to "ME" a long time fan of your work. one last thing do u make your stop motion models or do u get them from some were thanks from Trent upholder of the Twisted Dream
Matthew Hocking May 19, 2011 @04:42 am
Are you much of a George Carlin fan? Unless I misheard, you made a reference to him in the song Dead...right? The man was brilliant, in my opinion, and the world's not been the same since '08.
anakie May 18, 2011 @11:35 pm
wow this is realy succsessfull (pat back) mabee i should do this for my site (=
Jenifer May 18, 2011 @06:08 am
Who would you like to beat with a frozen goldfish? And would you rather poke a penguin or a ostrichh? No retrubition lol
Greg May 17, 2011 @07:06 pm
At a panel at Dragon Con you referenced a song from a British artist, from the 20's I believe, that was similar to Goodnight Demon Slayer. I can't find the song; would you please tell the name and artist again? Many thanks.
Ola May 17, 2011 @06:08 pm
What is the weirdest dream/idea you've ever had? And whats the deal with that key around your neck? The first time I saw it was on the cover on Ooky Spooky. That time I thought it was a part of the mexican costume, but when I looked closer at your pictures, I saw the key. So, whats the deal?
Julie May 17, 2011 @04:22 pm
Merch question/comment: Got some semi-famous monster musician buddies who NEED to find a decent producer of action figures to work with. Who would you recommend, since you've done toys? And on that note: why can I not purchase stickers, shirts, and other stuff with your gorgeous face on em, or at least your name/logo? I like to support my favorite musicians & artists by sportin' their swag...more merch, please!!
punkerkitten May 17, 2011 @04:07 pm
Hey, so im going to be in England for your York show... Are you even going to perform there, or should i make it to the london showing?
Meridee May 17, 2011 @03:47 pm
I second the question, how are you going to answer all these questions? ALSO! something ive been upset at for a bit now.... When you performed in the NW a few months ago, you sang a spoof on Vampire Club, and IT WAS AWESOME. would really like to see that on a CD at some point! Maybe spoof your own songs? Your fairly good at it!
Andrew May 17, 2011 @12:29 pm
1. Oranges or apples? 2. what's the beat way to dance across a Methodist college campus while listening to songs by you (Florida southern so fun)?
dustfull May 17, 2011 @09:34 am
Before I ask my question, I just wanted to say your open-ness with your fans is mind blowing. You're going to get a lot of dumb comments/questions... Basically, I'm cutting hours at my shit ass job in the hopes of starting a small fashion business. My question is: How the hell did you become successful (other than starving)? Do you consider yourself successful? What was your goal when you decided "I want to be self employed and make enough money to support my son/family"? Thanks for caring mr. V, we all love and admire you for it.
Crocrocker May 17, 2011 @05:28 am
Would it be possible for you to perform in Europe? Here in Slovenia, there's a festival for folk or any other kind of music, where different bands from all over the world perform. I think that for the USA, you would be the best choice and it would be awesome to see you live. :)
Kharinn May 17, 2011 @03:56 am
What is your Rising Sign? To spare you some googling, it's the one that depends on the time and place of birth. Thanks for your time! :)
Charles May 17, 2011 @01:15 am
Hello, Out of curiosity, are you a bass or a baritone singer? Thanks, Charles
Anonymous May 16, 2011 @11:22 pm
Do you know of any colleges that have good stop motion courses?
Sivaroobini May 16, 2011 @10:57 pm
Hi Voltaire, I was just wondering if there's any chance of you doing a show in Singapore? We have lots of awesome food and year-round summer! And you can bring some silks back for your wife. ;)
Adam May 16, 2011 @10:48 pm
The song "The Chosen" is one of my favorite songs it really hits me. I want to know what you intended the song to be about thanks.
Jake May 16, 2011 @10:44 pm
I would like to know if there is any advancement in the chi chain movie?
Linda keen May 16, 2011 @10:24 pm
Are you going back to new zealand miss the last show because it was an weekday.
Joshua Smith May 16, 2011 @10:02 pm
How long did it take you to publish your graphic novels???
anakie May 16, 2011 @09:52 pm
hi this isnt a Q but rick is supper imbarest about it so i just wanna apologise for the fact he is supper crushing on u
Tom May 16, 2011 @09:41 pm
this is a statement :D
GothicShark May 16, 2011 @08:38 pm
Question: Favorite Anime? Statement: Hello, been a fan for years, posted the original youtube video of your song "When your Evil" to Invader Zim back in 2003/2004. Also you gave me a Deady Key fob when you where in Los Angles, and I wanted to say Thank you again, Next concert you do that I go to I will have lots of cash. I really want that necklace. Which brings me two the second question... When will you be back out here?
Rachelle May 16, 2011 @08:11 pm
Mr.Volatire you post something online that you are not allowed in churches i wanted to as k why are you not allowed n there anymore?
Kyoya Pleasant May 16, 2011 @08:11 pm
Are we allowed to give you idea's on what your next CD should be based around? xD I had a few thoughts while chatting with my sis about your albums. Have you always liked the dark side of things? I tend to find your music inspirational as well as mostly true. What's your main inspiration?
anakie May 16, 2011 @08:00 pm
r u a cat person or a dog person i just gotta ask thanks for the e mail ALSO TGH wants to know if you wanna do a stop go thing with us (rick has a man crush on you LOL) think about it
Aurora May 16, 2011 @07:52 pm
Who's Whemmy?
ken haesler May 16, 2011 @07:26 pm
Hi Voltaire When are you coming back Downunder to the Land of Australia, you show last year was brilliant
Andres May 16, 2011 @06:44 pm
According to your facebook, it says you're interested in men and women. Are you really bisexual, or is that something you just put for the hell of it?
Nightmare97 May 16, 2011 @06:18 pm
Will your son ever appear in any of your videos? Me and my friends would really like to see him! Can you please make some kind of video with you and your family?
Bl00dstain3d May 16, 2011 @06:13 pm
Do you have any plans to come to midwestern USA, like Iowa?
Igor Almeida May 16, 2011 @05:40 pm
When are you comming to Brazil? And when are you going to make a Songbook so people can learn how to play your songs? I really find hard to take it all from hearing..
Grim May 16, 2011 @05:17 pm
when are you coming to Brazil?? ;___; i love you and i DO need to meet you!
Stella May 16, 2011 @04:55 pm
What exactly does the Japanese proverb used in 'The Happy Song' mean? The figurative meaning, I mean. Also, what're some of the weirdest things your fans have given you?
Mark Muerte May 16, 2011 @04:43 pm
Are you working on a new album yet?
Barry May 16, 2011 @04:32 pm
Because of songs like "Dead" and "Hell in a Handbasket", I get the impression that you are an atheist like I am. Is this true?
Herb May 16, 2011 @04:30 pm
How are you going to answer these questions?
Larxene May 16, 2011 @04:20 pm
Which of your songs is your favorite and why?
Jeanie Fowler May 16, 2011 @04:16 pm
What was it that your wife did(if not graphic)that made you want to leave behind your "sinful" ways? :-)
RaisedOnGoth May 16, 2011 @03:56 pm
Is there any slim chance at all that you might be coming to Israel... Ever?
Mashka May 16, 2011 @03:56 pm
What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
Toni May 16, 2011 @03:55 pm
Voltaire, I know you do music and stop motion. Is there anything else that you are doing that might be something awesome (like drawing, finger painting, answering fan mail with awesomeness and etc.etc..) ?
Guitar_Geek May 16, 2011 @03:49 pm
What kind of guitar is that beautiful black thing you always play? (brand, model)
Halloween May 16, 2011 @03:43 pm
...Nevermind.. I need to stop ignoring the obvious.
Halloween May 16, 2011 @03:42 pm
Do you have any upcoming events? I want to hear you sing in person so badly! <33
Ruth May 16, 2011 @03:35 pm
I know you get asked this type of question a lot, but have you perchance been to South Africa before? And if so, do you think you would ever stop by again? I'm sure Cape Town would love to have you. ^_^
Xephiliomia May 16, 2011 @03:32 pm
Would you happen to have any tips for first time book authors? Publishing, printing, topics..things of that sort.
Nemo May 16, 2011 @03:30 pm
Hello, I would like to ask if there would be any chance of seeing you somwhere near Central Europe. For example Austria or Czech Republic... Thank you. (I apologize for my english:)
Amy Pantle May 16, 2011 @03:29 pm
When will you be traveling to Ithaca NY again, or anywhere close by there ?? I missed the last show and am still kicking myself for it =(
KidRock May 16, 2011 @03:24 pm
Are you going to put T-Shirts and other stuff into he shop section soon? Would really like to have some Voltaire T-Shirts in my collection :D Greetings from Germany
Leslie May 16, 2011 @03:22 pm
My son just graduated from high school and is now working on his first comic book in earnest. Do you have suggestions for printing your first one? Promoting it? Any advice would be greatly appreciated :)
Digi!(Yes, THAT Digi) May 16, 2011 @03:21 pm
What non-native english speaking artist(s) would you like to work with on music?
Mitchell Adams May 16, 2011 @03:17 pm
How do you make us straight men fall in love with you?
Herb May 16, 2011 @03:07 pm
Who is some of your most liked authors and books? Okay I know not the norm, but I have to ask it anyway.
Minjaz May 16, 2011 @03:05 pm
How do you find the time to do everything? In all honesty.. what's your time management style? I also have to juggle children, job, house, life, etc.... I wish I had more time to follow my creative pursuits but there's never enough time. What's your secret, Good Sir? Btw, you rocked in Saskatoon... so glad I could be there.
Midnight May 16, 2011 @03:05 pm
When will you make a nudie calendar for all us fans? Mmmm, naked Voltaire... *drools*
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